Showing posts with label LoL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LoL. Show all posts

Friday, September 4, 2020

Funny Friday: Best Email of the Week for Texas

Funny Friday 
I have a friend who is president of his Homeowners Association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his Association's' homes. The reason, according to my friend, is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community.
pc: dailygazzette.com

The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the construction sites and included bags from McDonald's, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc.


He went to see the site Supervisor and even the General Contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, and Police and got no help there either.


So here's what his community did.


They organized about twenty folks, named themselves the "Inner Neighborhood Services" group, and arranged to go out at lunch time and "police" the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious.
They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials "INS" embroidered in gold on the caps.




It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand what they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters really stand for.

After the Inner Neighborhood Services group's first lunch time pickup detail, with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras, 46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for work the next morning, and haven't come back yet. It has been ten days now.
The General Contractor, I'm told, is madder than hell, but can't say anything publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal aliens.


My friend and his bunch can't be accused of impersonating federal personnel, because they have the official name of the group recorded in their Homeowner Association minutes along with a notation about the vote to approve formation of the new subcommittee -- and besides, they informed the INS in advance of their plans, and according to my friend, the INS said basically, "Have a go at it!"


SO, FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT TEXAS INGENUITY TRIUMPHS AGAIN!
Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes....... 12 million Illegal aliens are depending on you.




No apology for sending this! After hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration.
It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news Broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. 






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Tuesday, October 8, 2019

List: Cat Kitty Names for Musicians and Singers

Here is a list of cute mostly-Musician Cat names  which is by no mean exhaustive:

Kitney Spears (pc: DuPage)

KATchaturian

ChaiCATsky


Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

Ephesians 4:29





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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

While I was Driving, 15: Embarrasing Gross License Plate

The guy already has a luxurious Lamborghini; what else is he compensating for?  I'd like to know what his wife thought of this too. I would certainly be very uncomfortable riding with him. 

Reminds me of my natural-birth teacher whose license plate read, "KEGEL".  Her teen-aged son refused to drive the car, LoL 😁.










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Thursday, July 25, 2019

Cuteness Overload: Awwww Animal Moments in Pictures

This is truly Awe-mail....








pc: Laura McGaughey



























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A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast ...












Friday, December 21, 2018

While I was Driving, 14: Christmas Babies & License Plate

1.  I know a baby (my cousin) born on Christmas day.


2. However, another far more important baby whom the entire world remembers on Christmas day is Christ Jesus, the Lord (who in reality was very likely born in the Springtime and not during Wintertime).

Whatever day the Lord Jesus Christ was born, it's His birth (predicted hundreds of years before he was actually born!) that I celebrate at our Christmas parties and on Christmas day. He alone is worthy of my worship.



Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us. (Matthew 1: 23)

Isaiah wrote the above prophecy in the 8th century BC.
Accurate much?!!




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