For your entertainment, here is a sampling:
~ Insanity in individuals is rare - but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is the rule
~ The lonely one offers his hand too quickly to whomever he encounters
~ The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time
~ When thou goest to woman, take thy whip
~ woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy
~ Never to talk of oneself is a form of hypocrisy
~ For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing
~ Sleeping is no mean art. For its sake one must stay awake all day
This one made me laugh harder than some of his other quotes:
~ Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper
