
I want to pose the same question to Fluffly, our 5-year-old Tarantula. Depending on the answer, Fluffy will either drop dead at any moment because of old age (indicating that he is a Male Tarantula); or she, as a Female, will continue on for a few more years with the extremely boring daily routine of keeping still while waiting expectantly for meals to fall from cricket heaven.
So, what's the answer, dear Fluffy: are you a boy, or are you a girl??
ETA: Still alive and kicking as of today, 06/18/2016; praise the Lord!